Q: What are your feelings regarding the departure of Celtic Kid from your Family?
A: Celtic Kid leaving was his loss, not mine. I brought him in, brought him up from nothing, helped him get his first win here in CCW, and this is how he repays me? Mark my words, Ben Evans will fail without me by his side.
Q: Were you upset over the outcome of Super 8 2015?
A: I was upset that G-Force didn't win the tournament, but overall, I was pleased with my clients. Byson beat newcomer The Unit, and proved why he is the resident monster in CCW, while G-Force proved that he had it in him to main event a show, and he beat two competitors to do so.
Q: Were you disappointed that you,G-Force and Byson weren't invited to the outdoor event at Llanfairfechan Carnival?
A: I was actually yes. I mean, even if I were invited, I would have declined, my men are too good to perform at a free show in front of a bunch of inbred yokels in some dump with a such a stupid name, but they still could have asked!
Q: Are you happy with your current clients?
A: First of all you're an idiot for having asked such a dumb question, of course I'm happy with my clients, if I wasn't they wouldn't be my clients now would they ya idiot! Secondly, I'd like to add that under my tutelage both G-Force and Byson have improved. Byson has become much smarter, and it shows, I have done what Vixen Fury could never do and humanised the monster, to a degree that is. As for G-Force, he started out as a clumsy oaf, slipping over at venues, now look at him, he's a badass! He's main evented a show, which he could never have done without me by his side, and he's improving all the time.
Q: Who else in the CCW locker room would you like to sign as a client?
A: There are many names that come to mind. Mr. Massive Dan Evans has impressed me a great deal recently, he's doing well, he main evented The Big One Chapter 3 and fought for the Welsh Title, but recently he went out in the first round of the Super 8 tournament. I know that with me by his side he could go far. Also, it's no secret that I'm a huge fan of Ashton Richards. He is a talented technician, a stiff brawler, and almost as smart as The Smartest Man in Wrestling TodayTM. With me by his side, we'd be unstoppable! I hope you're reading Ashton, coz we can make it happen! Aside from them, I attended a training seminar at the Conwy County Wrestling Academy, and there were a few trainees that really impressed me. I hope they make it to the main roster soon, because I know I can teach them what I know and make them even better wrestlers, just like I did with G-Force and Byson.
Q: Why is your name Dick?
A: I come from a long line of Dicks. My father was a Dick, and his father before him was a Dick. I'm proud of being a Dick.
Q: What are your plans for the future?
A: One day one of my men, either G-Force or Byson, will hold the CCW Welsh Title, and we'll take our rightful place at the top of Conwy County Wrestling. Both men are, in my opinion, eligible for the title. Like I've already stated, G-Force is a main eventer now, and Byson has a very impressive win-loss record, so either man could very well take the title. Also, I plan on buying more contracts and adding more clients to the Chambers Family.
Q: Why do you wear a blazer with a T-Shirt?
A: Coz I'm a fashionista baby.
Q: Would you like to elaborate on your comments that the past will come back to haunt Mason Tombs?
A: Mason will soon know what I meant when I made those comments, and so will you. In the words of Stan Lee, “Nuff said.”
Q: You've spoke a lot of The Legion in your blog, and I noticed you shaking hands with them at Super 8, would you care to divulge their identities?
A: No comment.
Q: What music do you listen to?
A: I'm a big fan of the Smartest Woman in Pop Kesha. There are a lot of similar sounding artists out there, but none of them are as smart as her. I'm also quite partial to a bit of Culture Club.
I'd would like to thank everyone who submitted a question... if I hadn't wasted my time answering them that is! I'm Dick Chambers, thanks for reading.