CCW's Season's Beatings was a mixture of highs and lows for yours truly, the Smartest Man in Wrestling Today, Dick Chambers. First, the bad stuff. It is my great displeasure to announce that the mighty G-Force fell at the hands of the world's worst Chairman, Mason Tombs. It was a tremendous battle that saw the coward Mason Tombs attacking the defenceless Dick Chambers (me) and fighting G-Force with insane weapons such as a microwave, a crutch and a cooked chicken. Despite G-Force's performance, and with help from Celtic Kid, it was Mason who picked up the win with a modified Single Leg Crab. I can tell you, I had some stern words with G-Force.
But, it wasn't all bad. It was my very own client, Celtic Kid, who pinned Ry Lloyd in their tag match. Ry Lloyd was stupid enough to pick Ajax as his partner, while I made a huge misjudgement of character by picking Welsh Dragon as Celtic Kid's partner. At the end of the match, Byson came out to get his revenge on Ajax for Ajax screwing him out of the gauntlet match at The Big One Chapter 3 in August. It was less than what Ajax truly deserves, but Welsh Dragon felt sorry for his little brother, and jumped into the ring to save him. Welsh Dragon, I hope you're reading this, because you've just made the biggest mistake of your life. No one messes with the Chambers' Family, and no one messes with Byson.
Ajax you were talking big before the show, but you should have kept your words soft and sweet, because you had to eat them at Season's Beatings, but hey, I guess he doesn't mind, as long as he's eating. And now you two think you can take us on? Well you have to get up very early in the morning to outsmart the Smartest Man in Wrestling, to out-wrestle the Celtic Kid, to out-power the Man Stronger than Gravity G-Force, and to out-monster the demon Byson. You think I'm afraid? It's you two who should be quaking in your boots.
But the highlight of the show, for me, was the main event. First of all, the show opened with Jack Union beating Matt Burns in just three seconds to earn a contract which guaranteed a shot at the Welsh Title whenever and wherever he wanted. After champion Ace Jordan won an elimination four-way-dance against Keith the Destroyer and Sons of Silence members Tiny and Tommy Hayden, Jack Union cashed in his contract, and beat Ace Jordan, again in record time, to become the new CCW Champion of Wales, oh I do love happy endings.
But, it wasn't all bad. It was my very own client, Celtic Kid, who pinned Ry Lloyd in their tag match. Ry Lloyd was stupid enough to pick Ajax as his partner, while I made a huge misjudgement of character by picking Welsh Dragon as Celtic Kid's partner. At the end of the match, Byson came out to get his revenge on Ajax for Ajax screwing him out of the gauntlet match at The Big One Chapter 3 in August. It was less than what Ajax truly deserves, but Welsh Dragon felt sorry for his little brother, and jumped into the ring to save him. Welsh Dragon, I hope you're reading this, because you've just made the biggest mistake of your life. No one messes with the Chambers' Family, and no one messes with Byson.
Ajax you were talking big before the show, but you should have kept your words soft and sweet, because you had to eat them at Season's Beatings, but hey, I guess he doesn't mind, as long as he's eating. And now you two think you can take us on? Well you have to get up very early in the morning to outsmart the Smartest Man in Wrestling, to out-wrestle the Celtic Kid, to out-power the Man Stronger than Gravity G-Force, and to out-monster the demon Byson. You think I'm afraid? It's you two who should be quaking in your boots.
But the highlight of the show, for me, was the main event. First of all, the show opened with Jack Union beating Matt Burns in just three seconds to earn a contract which guaranteed a shot at the Welsh Title whenever and wherever he wanted. After champion Ace Jordan won an elimination four-way-dance against Keith the Destroyer and Sons of Silence members Tiny and Tommy Hayden, Jack Union cashed in his contract, and beat Ace Jordan, again in record time, to become the new CCW Champion of Wales, oh I do love happy endings.