Ladies and gentlemen it has taken me a week to get my head round the events that took place last Saturday at Xtravaganza. For those of you fortunate enough to have missed the show, it was a total travesty! First of all I had plans to hang out with my pal Mike Skinner, formerly of The Streets, but I had to turn him down in order to travel to Llanfairfechan, or however it's spelt. It's a horrible place, no nightclubs at all! You don't visit the place, you endure it.
Secondly, I was disgusted by what I saw at the show. First of all that dancing idiot Bert Bridge cheated his way to victory against the real star 'Mr. Massive' Dan Evans, and then CCW Chairman Mason Tombs had the nerve to call me out for an impromptu match. Not only am I not a wrestler, but I didn't even agree to the match, watch the footage when it's available, the bell didn't ring, you may have pinned me Mason Tombs, but you didn't beat me, and just because you're the chairman doesn't mean you can attack your employees.
But things went from bad to worse for yours truly dear readers. Yes I know it's difficult for you to read such sad words but it's true, and I'm man enough to admit it. Everyone's been treating me like I'm the bad guy, but it's everyone else who's against me! At Super 8 back in June, 'Celtic Kid' Ben Evans turned his back on me, and at Xtravanganza, my newest clients Ground Zero tore our contract up right in front of me, then later, Tony Bond betrayed me with a kick. After everything I've done for these people, they betray me. I bring in Ben Evans, give him his first win in CCW, I bring in Ground Zero and get them booked for the first time in CCW, then I buy Tony Bond's contract and with his history in CCW I could have made him a mega star, CCW's next Welsh Champion and more, and THIS is how they all repay me?! Well to hell with them, Ben Evans lost his first match without me, Ground Zero lost their tag match at Xtravaganza, and you can bet Tony Bond's CCW career will go right down the drain. You may think you're hot stuff Bond, but without me you're nothing!
But that's not all that had angered me dear readers. After all I'd been through, that damn ref has the nerve to eject me from ringside! What the hell?! Yes I may have been jumping up on the apron, but I was just concerned for my client G-Force, and guess what happens? Because of that ref the other dancing idiot Matt Burns unfairly beats my man. I tell you, this company is going to hell in a hand basket. Oh, and if anyone has been wondering about why a certain AJ Hughes did not show up to the event despite being scheduled to appear, well a little birdy told me that while he may have won Super 8 2015, he did so at a price, because my man G-Force beat him so badly he's had to miss a few shows. So who's the real winner here AJ? You may have won that Super 8 cup, but you missed out on winning the Welsh Title a second time.
I'm going to end this thing just now, but before I do I would like to state how disgusted I am at the Llanfairfechan crowd during the ladies triple threat match. Now I'm a big fan of Dionne Maxim, she's a very talented lady who I'm sure will go far in this sport. But when she made her entrance at Llanfairfechan's Town Hall, all I could hear was wolf whistles and hoots from the men. I was outraged when I watched the footage back. Now I admit, Dionne Maxim is a beautiful young lady, there's no denying that, but I actually respect her more for her wrestling abilities, and that's what those ignorant yokels at Llanfairfechan should be doing as well! Instead of objectifying her. But in saying that, if the only female company I had was a farm animal I think I'd get a little excited too. And let's face it, her competition wasn't much to look at either.
Ladies and gentlemen there's been a lot of negativity in this post, so I'm going to end on a happier note. All being well you should be seeing me and my man G-Force again in October for Soul Survivor. Until then, take care dear fans.
Secondly, I was disgusted by what I saw at the show. First of all that dancing idiot Bert Bridge cheated his way to victory against the real star 'Mr. Massive' Dan Evans, and then CCW Chairman Mason Tombs had the nerve to call me out for an impromptu match. Not only am I not a wrestler, but I didn't even agree to the match, watch the footage when it's available, the bell didn't ring, you may have pinned me Mason Tombs, but you didn't beat me, and just because you're the chairman doesn't mean you can attack your employees.
But things went from bad to worse for yours truly dear readers. Yes I know it's difficult for you to read such sad words but it's true, and I'm man enough to admit it. Everyone's been treating me like I'm the bad guy, but it's everyone else who's against me! At Super 8 back in June, 'Celtic Kid' Ben Evans turned his back on me, and at Xtravanganza, my newest clients Ground Zero tore our contract up right in front of me, then later, Tony Bond betrayed me with a kick. After everything I've done for these people, they betray me. I bring in Ben Evans, give him his first win in CCW, I bring in Ground Zero and get them booked for the first time in CCW, then I buy Tony Bond's contract and with his history in CCW I could have made him a mega star, CCW's next Welsh Champion and more, and THIS is how they all repay me?! Well to hell with them, Ben Evans lost his first match without me, Ground Zero lost their tag match at Xtravaganza, and you can bet Tony Bond's CCW career will go right down the drain. You may think you're hot stuff Bond, but without me you're nothing!
But that's not all that had angered me dear readers. After all I'd been through, that damn ref has the nerve to eject me from ringside! What the hell?! Yes I may have been jumping up on the apron, but I was just concerned for my client G-Force, and guess what happens? Because of that ref the other dancing idiot Matt Burns unfairly beats my man. I tell you, this company is going to hell in a hand basket. Oh, and if anyone has been wondering about why a certain AJ Hughes did not show up to the event despite being scheduled to appear, well a little birdy told me that while he may have won Super 8 2015, he did so at a price, because my man G-Force beat him so badly he's had to miss a few shows. So who's the real winner here AJ? You may have won that Super 8 cup, but you missed out on winning the Welsh Title a second time.
I'm going to end this thing just now, but before I do I would like to state how disgusted I am at the Llanfairfechan crowd during the ladies triple threat match. Now I'm a big fan of Dionne Maxim, she's a very talented lady who I'm sure will go far in this sport. But when she made her entrance at Llanfairfechan's Town Hall, all I could hear was wolf whistles and hoots from the men. I was outraged when I watched the footage back. Now I admit, Dionne Maxim is a beautiful young lady, there's no denying that, but I actually respect her more for her wrestling abilities, and that's what those ignorant yokels at Llanfairfechan should be doing as well! Instead of objectifying her. But in saying that, if the only female company I had was a farm animal I think I'd get a little excited too. And let's face it, her competition wasn't much to look at either.
Ladies and gentlemen there's been a lot of negativity in this post, so I'm going to end on a happier note. All being well you should be seeing me and my man G-Force again in October for Soul Survivor. Until then, take care dear fans.