The other day someone asked me what I thought about Max Davies being taken off the The Big One Chapter 3 show, despite being advertised to appear. Well Max, it seems to me that you being taken off the card was pretty lucky for you. Because when I checked the card I noticed that you were going up against the monster Byson, my latest client.
Now I'm aware that you're a wrestler as well as a referee, I know because I'm the Smartest Man in Wrestling Today™. When I found out you weren't going to appear at Big One Chapter 3, I assumed you'd called in sick, because if you were smart, that's what you would have done, hell, that's what I would have done, if I found out I had to fight Byson. But it turns that Max had actually been removed from the card, much in the same way Tommy Hayden was, and the Basix guys.
Max, I'm sure you're a great wrestler, I'm not questioning you're in-ring ability, and I know you're tough because I know you're a kickboxer, a 3rd Dan in karate, and a former Karate Champion, but how many monsters did you have to fight to earn that Championship hmm? Yeah you would have had to go through some of the toughest fighters Britain has to offer, but none of them are monsters, Byson is.
Byson is from the Bowels of Hell itself, and that's no gimmick, that's the truth. Byson, is a beast. Byson is so scary Slenderman sees him hiding in the background of his family photos! And, Max Davies, you've seen what he does to opponents first hand, because you've refereed some of his matches. So my advice to you Max is stick to what you're barely any good at, refereeing, and stay away from Byson.
Now I'm aware that you're a wrestler as well as a referee, I know because I'm the Smartest Man in Wrestling Today™. When I found out you weren't going to appear at Big One Chapter 3, I assumed you'd called in sick, because if you were smart, that's what you would have done, hell, that's what I would have done, if I found out I had to fight Byson. But it turns that Max had actually been removed from the card, much in the same way Tommy Hayden was, and the Basix guys.
Max, I'm sure you're a great wrestler, I'm not questioning you're in-ring ability, and I know you're tough because I know you're a kickboxer, a 3rd Dan in karate, and a former Karate Champion, but how many monsters did you have to fight to earn that Championship hmm? Yeah you would have had to go through some of the toughest fighters Britain has to offer, but none of them are monsters, Byson is.
Byson is from the Bowels of Hell itself, and that's no gimmick, that's the truth. Byson, is a beast. Byson is so scary Slenderman sees him hiding in the background of his family photos! And, Max Davies, you've seen what he does to opponents first hand, because you've refereed some of his matches. So my advice to you Max is stick to what you're barely any good at, refereeing, and stay away from Byson.