I'll be standing by to watch my client Celtic Kid team with the returning monster Welsh Dragon to take on Ry Lloyd, who it seems can't even spell his own name, and the man responsible for Byson not competing in the main event of The Big One Chapter 3, Ajax. Luckily for him, he won't be facing the monster Byson.
Speaking of Byson, he will be appearing, along yours truly of course. But what I'm most looking forward to is the hardcore match between my client G-Force, and Mason Tombs, a man who doesn't know whether he wants to be in the chairman's office or in the wrestling ring, but if you ask me the only thing he belongs in is a straitjacket. I'm looking forward to this match the most, as me and G-Force have got some nasty little surprises in store for Mason Tombs.
And talking of surprises, I've got a big surprise for all you ugly fans who turn up to the Mochdre Village Hall on the 13th of December, for I, Dick Chambers, am pleased to announce that I have once again proved that I am indeed the Smartest Man in Wrestling Today, by recently signing a new client, and added a new name to my ever expanding family, and you'll get to see who when Season's Beating's rolls around.
And of course, there is the main event, the Welsh Championship match, Ace Jordan will defend his title against not one, not two, but three hungry competitors. Armbar, who earned a shot at the title after winning a 32 man tournament overseas, and main eventers from the Big One Chapter 3, Keith the Destroyer and Tommy Hayden. Now, I'm sure you're all wondering who Dick Chambers thinks will win. Well it's a tough one, Ace has the odds stacked against him, but I'm sure he will be trying his best to retain his title, and prove that he is indeed worthy of the Welsh Title. But then Keith, who doesn't deserve the fan's adulation in my honest opinion (and let's face it, mine is the only opinion that matters), is perhaps the most popular wrestler in CCW, and I'm sure those stupid fans would love to see him with the belt.
Meanwhile, it would be a huge feather in the cap of Armbar, if he could win the Welsh Title in just his second match at CCW, and after beating CCW stars like Bert Bridge, Frenzi, and even Ashton Richards, a top contender, as well as foreign stars Agent Orange and Area 51 in a tournament in Fujairah. Tommy Hayden has already made a name for himself in CCW, and his recent return was a big deal, so imagine how bigger it would be for him if he won the Welsh Title, and ended his former tag partner's reign at his first title defence. It's too tough to say who will be leaving the show with the Welsh Title though, but all I know for sure is that it's going to be one hell of a show!
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